While desperately trying to write her memoirs, all that came back were nightmares of losing her precious jewels.
Trying to get ready for her big night, her hair and its friends had other ideas.
To ward off her impending depression, she bought a few flowers, but then she couldn’t stop. Perhaps addiction isn’t so bad.
Decorating her home for a more pleasant experience, she experimented with matching her plants to her drapes with great success. Unfortunately, the leaves didn’t respond well to the paint.